So here's how THE WEDDING was for me, a mere dog:
When we arrived, I asked to go at least see where the wedding was to take place, so we did. We drove into a beautiful resort and down a winding road past golf courses and parked in front of a HUGE event center right on the lake. I saw some people and asked to go have a peek. So we did. IT WAS THE WEDDING REHEARSAL.
|They weren't doing much of anything. Just standing there.|
So the next day, I spent most of my time checking out dog parks and taking walks along the beautiful lake. I also, mentally, got ready for the fun I was going to have that evening when my owner was at the BORING wedding.
I had decided to watch movies and order pizza from Domino's (they deliver). I planned to have a triple meat pizza... yum!
So after she got all dressed up and took me for my last walk of the evening, she told me I was staying in the room and had better NOT BARK EVEN ONCE! Well, I was going to be so busy that I really didn't think I needed to bark.
|This is the way my owner left me. Don't I look innocent?|
The pizza came and I paid with my owner's credit card. (I have memorized the number). It was delicious!
So I was watching QVC when I figured out I COULD ORDER THINGS BY PHONE! I dialed their 800 number and ordered:
A Sleep Number Adjustable Bed (my dog bed is getting old, anyway)
Wen Pet Shampoo for Dogs
By then I was tired. I fluffed up the pillows on my owner's bed, made a coonie nest and went to sleep.
Then I heard the key in the door. She was back! I'm glad I hid the pizza box! I jumped off the bed and stretched, innocently, so she would think I had been sleeping on my travel bed on the floor all evening. She was happy to see me (and thankful I had been so well-behaved) and brought me some prime rib pieces from the Wedding. PRIME RIB! NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE FOOD AT THE WEDDING. Drat!
But I had a pretty good time. Even if I didn't get to go, I wish Cristina and Jace Best Wishes for a long and happy married life.