|Cinnamon the Diva|
I'll volunteer to work at charity events. I'll go to church every Sunday.
I'll take care of my owner and will never bother her to let me outside more than twice a day.
I'll never beg for treats or visibly wait for my dinner to be served. Instead, I'll take food to the local dog shelter. I don't need much. Just half rations will do.
I'll never seek attention at the Farmer's Market. We're going there to support the local farmers.
I won't bark at the squirrels. Instead I will leave nuts out for them.
I will love kitties as my neighbors and "do unto others as I would have the kitties do unto me." Nice kitties!
I'll never jump up, be annoying, and run around like crazy when the humans friends come over for dinner. I now realize they aren't there to visit or play with me. I'll just quietly retire to my room and read the Bible or something when they are visiting.
I, Cinnamon, care about others more than I care about myself. I, Cinnamon, am a changed dog.
There, I feel better getting that off my chest!
Oh, by the way, APRIL FOOL!!!!!
I'm still me, Cinnamon. :)